One Liners

Most of you already know that my one line capabilities have been widely publicized. So with the help of KDubs I have put together all the funny lines that I can remember. So enjoy part 1 of the truth by DPC.

• She must have wanted that like its extinct
• It's like Fort Know trying to get in here.
• I said BITCH!
• Even a blind squirrel can find a nut.
• She's as easy as Etymology.
• Damn Kyle it is just redonculous just how much I am dominating you. You're not even decent.
• Nuge, you just have a genetic disadvantage when it comes to driving.
• Bitches get ready its Rolling Stones Friday.
• Zephyr, I mean that car just screams Star of David.
• Andy you cheap bastard use your own phone.
• I did it too perfectly.
• I'm a tit man! Hold up there on the TV.
• What the hell do you do to pancakes?
• Summers your like Buddha, Confucius, Allah, and Jesus rolled into one.
• Lee I can recognize you van anywhere, I mean looks like its straight out of Baghdad.
• I heard he's got a legend in his pants. Jelso "What, you mean a map key?"
• Berti why are you always on the skins team?

Let me remind you this is only this is only the first installment and this list will only continue to grow. But before I leave I got to say one thing that's on my mind. That is that I am upset with the recent trend of my friend Dave Uberti's blog. I mean I thought his motto was that he do whatever the fuck he wants, but lately his blog has been very PG. My hypothesis is that Berti is becoming a blog whore, this disease is uncommon and only happens to about 8% of blog owners. He has shown the key symptom which is releasing his blog to his entire family, and everyone he has ever met. Quite frankly he seems only to be concerned about the number of views he gets. I was especially disturbed with his latest post and the absence of commentary about a Saturday night. So Berti ball is in your court, and it's time to choose between quality or quantity.

On to my, video which this time I have to give much of the credit to EMaise who has been on my case to check out the Whitest Kids U Know skits. So without further hesitation witness the legend of the Slow Jerk.

P.S. Shout out to Tim "Bones" Hasse, who dropped a cool 11 points in limited playing time because his team was just raping South Lyon. Eric what can I say other than hats off for a solid pre-hydration.