Oh you can feel it in the air, its that time again. Its the time where Michigan fans still feel they haven't lost a game yet this year, they've just run out of time. A time where the Lions are so far out of contention they've already booked their Hawaii vacation for February. Not to mention an unusually high amount of breakups and an unusally low amount of new dating. But this time more than ever is a chance to recognize a group of people that we have taken for granted, and those people are our loveable friends the Jews. Now as I hope you know we just ended Hanukkah and I just wanted to pay our good friend Lee's people the respect they deserve. So lets gather around the golden minorrah, proclaim someone the Hebrew Hammer, sip on some zima, crank the Barbara Striesan, and talk about how all Palestinians are cock sucking son's of bitches. Because of them we all feel better about the size of our snoze even if it means our interest rates are through the roof. And I mean who else could make millions for a show about nothing. So without further ado watch this next video to find out what all the Cohen's, Levi's Bernstein's, and Rosenburg's are up to this holiday season.
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